Thursday, 21 August 2014

Friday Joke

 

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" 

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" 







Monday, 18 August 2014

Great Electronics Invention Helps Chinese boy to see using his tongue

A Chinese boy whose eyes were gouged out can now use a device on his tongues to see objects. watch Video on this news website

That's the power of engineering

Engineers Joke but fact

Careers: Doctors make money from people's pain. Ministers make money from people's fears. Lawyers make money from people's mistakes. and.... Engineers make things a little bit better.